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propaganda team

Vedas. Welcome to the School Advocacy Team All #26

a song sounds to the motive "And the battle continues again"

  1. The sky of the morning banner - Every step is important in life!

It is relevant for Russia that everyone works honestly!

Chorus: And the battle continues again, - Our heart told us - "Work hard!"

And everyone is so young, lessons are ahead of us!

  1. The message flies in all directions - children and fathers know, -

There are many teachers in the world, well done in our school! (same chorus)

The aspirants!

Loving children!

Ye dynothinkers!

And intellectuals

All: TEACHER

Krasnodar Territory is my Fatherland,

My native land

And for me - the source of life -

Your seas, your fields.

Native school is the Small Motherland.

Where did it all begin? Since the beginning of our school

(Song to the motive "Parental House")

Wherever we are, but still

Always sure that

One hundred will meet us with love and tenderness

Our school is our beloved home.

Chorus: Our beloved home,

The beginning of time,

You are in life for us

Reliable berth.

Our beloved home

Let many years

Burning in your windows

Good world.

For more than 50 years, the light of knowledge, love and kindness has been burning in the windows of our school, more than 40 issues have been made. Among the graduates of the school are doctors, engineers, athletes, officers of our army, people creative professions and of course the teachers working in our school.

Our school is a temple of science,

House of comfort, bright light,

Warm teacher's hands
The first time I heard a call.

teacher profession

We chose not in vain

And the teacher's oath

It's impossible to forget.

We need to love the guys

With all my heart and soul,

To keep our children warm and well.

Girls and boys

We will teach you how to write

And the books are very smart

Let's go flying

And let's go swimming.

The fruits of your work

Everywhere we know.

North to South

Let's go all over the country

We study nature

We will find wealth.

Wisdom helps us

Work and create.

We are like bees in a hive

We have long been accustomed to living.

The song "You see, mom, I'm a teacher ..."

And how many funny stories happen in school life! Some of them sometimes look like jokes.

(Sketches)

1. - Valya, why are you late?

I was attacked by an armed bandit!

What did he take from you this time?

Homework!

2. - Katya, parse the sentence: "Dad went to the garage."

Well, dad is the subject, gone is the predicate.

What is "garage"?

And in the garage, I think it's an excuse!

3. - Sasha, what did your dad say when he found out that you broke the glass in the classroom?

Daria Yuryevna, and curses to omit?

Of course.

Yes? Well, then my dad didn't say a word!

Music out

Dance "Comic"

Song of the Philosophers at thirteen and a half "

  1. Reading famous volumes

We have learned to speak beautifully

In the words of Pushkin, Makarenko, Dumas,

But this is not only our strength.

Etc. And every hour

And every minute

About someone's fate eternal care

Give a piece of heart to someone

Such a brother, we work with you. 2 times

On the school doorstep, meeting your class,

All of us teachersswear now:

All forces, all knowledge, talents of the soul

Let's hurry to give our children!

We promise everyone, we take an oath:

We will never turn off our path!

And in their thoughts, and in their actions

We will not leave children in trouble alone.

We will lead them to a dream,

Let's teach them kindness!

And our hearts will never grow cold

And no one can kill faith in goodness!

Song "Hope"

The midnight star shines on us

Again we are cut off from home

Again teachers' councils and deeds

Frequent checks from the area.

I'll bring the bed here soon

I will adapt the locker to the plans

I will receive from home

News mean text messages.

Etc. Teacher, only school lives

Knowing neither sleep nor rest.

Not everyone will understand, of course, when they see what it is ....

School takes all hours

There is no escape from this.

We write KDR every day

We don't have time to look in the mirror.

We are preparing stands for GIA

We provide consultations with children.

We always tease our parents

We go from house to house with visits.

Etc.

To create a propaganda team for us

We had to work hard

We need to improve the image of the school

We will turn and turn.

At school, we will put things in order,

We will wipe the dust everywhere.

We will level up

We all love to work with ICT.

Etc.

We will not repent of our choice of centuries

And we don't want another job

Every day we smile at children

And, imagine, do not smolder - we're on fire!

We endure any cataclysms,

What is not shouldered - we carry,

And, solving any questions,

We breathe school and live school!

ALL IN CHOIR - And, therefore, the school will be!

And bloom this school!

When such people

It contains!

(To the tune of "Songs of Good Mood")

If you are a teacher

You will then understand

What is joy

Meeting with children.

And after class

Again in good spirits

With books under my arm

You run home.

Chorus:

And a smile without a doubt

Suddenly touches your eyes

And good mood

Will not leave you anymore.

If your class is friendly

Didn't learn the lessons

And this act

Penetrated into your heart

Tears you wipe

And forgive the children

Just write to them

A note in a diary.

The chorus is the same.

Yes, to be a good teacher, you must always remain an optimist. And no matter what difficulties arise on the way of modernization Russian education, the school was, is and will be a hotbed of goodness, knowledge, culture and light.

“Being a teacher is not-e-easy!” (8 b grade MOU "Gymnasium No. 1"

There is a teacher's council. One participant imitates the director leading the teachers' council. Others - 10 participants, including 2 presenters - represent the teachers present at the teachers' council

Director at the table, teachers on chairs

Main host:

The job of a teacher is not easy. Teachers are very selfless people. They are constantly at school. You come in the morning - the teachers are already there, you leave the school - they are still there. Is it any wonder at untimely thoughts that sometimes visit teachers even ... at teachers' councils. (The teachers themselves read the scene)

1 teacher

If I don't burn

If you don't burn

If it doesn't burn...

Stop! And the kettle on the stove?

2 teacher

That's it, the last one, the fifth one, burned down!

Oh, colleagues, maybe that's enough?

What are you talking about complements?

They would give it on time...

3 teacher

Oh, admire each other?

I should sleep first!

Maybe it's enough to integrate?

So not long to degrade!

And no need for self-expression!

Well, get in position!

4 teacher

Bags, plans, lack of money, children -

Are you familiar with these problems?

Memory tries to grasp the meaning:

Compensation, ambivalence,

And the eyes do not blink, stick together,

Everything is almost indifferent!

5 teacher

There is a historian in a beautiful dress,

Picked up on the courses of words:

Problems, perception -

And the mother-in-law stays at home with the children!

And the psychologist keeps saying about adaptation,

About the approach, about hypnosis.

6 teacher

Oh, this emancipation for me -

Children have no time to wipe their nose!

Still, you need to focus...

What did they say? visual analyzer?

Lord, it won't end until tomorrow!

7 teacher

Hey! Don't know if they'll get paid?

Which year is like a bream in a frying pan,

And the taste of tar is getting sweeter on the lips.

Tired: clubs, rallies and gatherings,

And certification tightens its claws.

8 teacher

What? Correction? What? Innovation?

I stagger, I can hardly stand

I'm almost in complete prostration,

But I give the standard to the state!

1 presenter

The writer wheezes from fatigue,

At the limit of the historian for a long time,

Rest mathematics a little,

But we still work! (together)

2 leading

SONGS

ADMINISTRATION

(to the melody of a song from the movie "Midshipmen, forward!")

Do not hang your nose, you are teachers,

'Cause life ain't so bad

There will come, believe me, times

The thought will rise from sleep,

After all, the school and the country are one!

(to the tune of the song "Weather in the house")

What is the outlook for school today?

With whom is our director now at odds?

I'm thinking, "Oh, Lord, have mercy,

To keep me out of his sight…”

Chorus: The main thing is the administrator,

Everything else is nonsense!

After all, there is an order, which means (2 times),

Why everyone sit here until the morning!

(to the tune of the song "Snowfall")

We have not yet entered our school,

And the director is already on the threshold.

He will certainly ask about your health

And he will give everyone a smile at once.

Chorus: Student, student, if the director asks you,

Take off your jacket right away, don't smoke at the door.

Student, student, if the "boss" asks you,

Come to class with the bell!

What is a school?

What is a school - these are the walls,

Maybe it's the head teacher and director?

School is a building and we will fill it -

Kindness, care and love.

Chorus:

School, ours, you are the best.

The school, ours, the world of kindness.

In sports, win.

What is the school - it's the children.

School is different sciences.

School is a home for many generations,

Everyone who cried leaving school.

Chorus:

School, ours, you are the best.

The school, ours, the world of kindness.

Happiness of knowledge is here to receive,

In sports, win.

What is a school - this is knowledge,

Cool hours, lessons, dances.

We never forget school

We can't say goodbye to her.

Chorus:

School, ours, you are the best.

The school, ours, the world of kindness.

Happiness of knowledge is here to receive,

In sports, win.


The song "Twice Two - Four" is performed (music by V. Shainsky, lyrics by M. Plyatskovsky). After the song, the students read the poems.

1st student:

Teacher's Day, of course

The whole country celebrates.

This day is the best

Good day calendar.

2nd student:

Beyond mountains and forests

Wizards live now:

They come to school with us

Or rather, a little ahead of us.

3rd student:

We understand, we see for ourselves,

How dear to them any of our class,

How difficult it is for them to be with us

And how even more difficult without us.

The song "What is taught at school" (music by V. Shainsky, lyrics by M. Plyatskovsky).

After the song, the students read the poems.

4th student:

All school years are given to us by the teacher

Treasures of knowledge, joy of discovery.

Thanks for this old friends -

Our beloved teachers.

5th student:

Who will always help you

Support with a kind word,

What he did not understand - will explain,

Praise you for your success?

6th student:

Who will put with a smile

Long-awaited five?

Who himself is not happy, upset,

If you deserve a deuce?

7th student:

Who does not like quarrels and noise,

Who can't stand lies?

Who furrows his brows angrily,

Why don't you learn your lesson?

8th student:

On this October glorious day

We will give a bouquet to whom,

Whom do we congratulate from the bottom of our hearts?

Well, of course, our strict,

Well, of course, our kind,

Well, of course, our dear ...

Students(in chorus):

Teachers!


Pupils perform ditties:

And we, Saratov guys,

We can sing or dance.

And today you are about school,

We are all happy to tell!
Old school building

It's not the first year they've been teaching.

But gathered here cheerful,

Oh, daring, dashing people!


Hallways in our school

At least appoint tournaments.

Don't stand in the hallway

Eh, you will be dropped by chance!


We will not be about marks

Here today to remember

But we owe teachers

Eh, give an order for patience!


Here we are given knowledge

Very comprehensive

Breathe our air

Oh, you will become more educated!


Teacher's day today

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!

Be cheerful, healthy

Oh, good and kind!


Students read poetry

9th student:

We congratulate you on your holiday.

never mourn for anything

And we wish you never to get sick,

Happy life, success in everything!

10th student:

In family life we ​​wish you happiness,

May your children love you dearly

Let misfortune bypass you

And let it be sunny every hour!

11th student:

Let them settle in your house

Fun, luck, love for each other.

We wish you happiness, health, of course,

And smart and literate students!
Kositsyna, M.V. Festive propaganda team for Teacher's Day / M. V. Kositsyna // Pedagogical Council. - 2007. - No. 6. - P. 7.

Program for Teacher's Day "The Big Question"

At the entrance to the hall, all teachers are given two cards: blue and red. There are songs about school.

1st host: Good afternoon, our dear teachers!

2nd leader: We heartily congratulate you on the holiday!

1st host: Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your enthusiasm, dedication and endless patience!

2nd leader: You, to whom the proud name of Teacher, accept this program as a gift!

1st host: All teachers ask us, students, questions every day, and teach us to find answers to them.

2nd leader: And today we will switch roles, asking you tricky, well, oh-very difficult questions!

1st host: Invited to the stage ... ( teacher's first name).

2nd leader: Can ( teacher's first name) stand on one leg for one minute?

1st host: This is our big question. Whoever thinks he can, raise a red card, and whoever thinks he can't, raise a blue one.

The host calls two opponents to the table near the stage: with a red and a blue card.

2nd host (addressing opponents): Now justify your point of view. ( Answers.)

1st host: Attention, the time has come! The participant stands on one leg for a minute.

2nd leader: In this dispute, the winner is ... Our winner receives a prize, and the loser must enter the image of a school technician, and throughout the holiday portray this role. Props will help you with this: a bathrobe, a bucket of water, a mop. Get dressed and start your duties.

1st host: Our program continues, and the stage invites...

2nd leader: Can ( teacher's first name), eating a chocolate bar, at the same time expressively tell a poem?

1st host: This is the next big question. Who agrees? Who is against? Raise the cards.

(Two are invited to the stage.)

Justify your choice.

The contestant eats chocolate while reciting any poem.

2nd leader: The winner receives a prize, and the loser will become a school bell for a while, marking all subsequent questions and the most interesting moments of the program with a booming trill! Get started!

1st host: He is invited to the stage ... Will he be able to repeat the dance moves that the presenter will show?

2nd leader: Whoever thinks he can, raises a red card, who thinks he can’t, a blue one.

(Two are invited to the stage.)

Justify your choice.

The host shows the dance moves, the teacher repeats.

1st host: Our winner gets a prize, and the loser blows up balloons on stage - the more the better.

2nd leader: Invited to the stage ... Can ... blow a bubble of chewing gum?

1st host: Who agrees? Who is against?

(Two are invited to the stage.)

Justify your choice.

The contestant tries to blow a gum bubble.

2nd leader: The winner will get a prize, and the loser will make a raid "Cleanliness is the key to health!" Your task is to go around those present during the whole holiday with checking the cleanliness of shoes, hands, clothes, neck, ears, etc. And, at the request of the presenters, periodically report on the results of the work done.

1st host: Invited to the stage... Will our participant be able to say 10 compliments to herself in 10 seconds?

2nd leader: Who agrees? Who is against?

(Two are invited to the stage.)

Justify your choice.

The participant compliments for 10 seconds.

1st host: The winner gets a prize, and the loser gets a prize. It's autumn outside, slushy, we miss the warmth of the sun so much. On our holiday you will be the Sun. Every 2 minutes you must report that you warm us with your warmth so that we really feel this warmth. Key phrase: "I am the sun!"

2nd leader: Invited to the stage...

Will our next blindfolded contestant be able to pin an elephant (planar image on an easel) tail to the appropriate place?

1st host: Who agrees? Who is against?

(Two are invited to the stage.)

Justify your choice.

A blindfolded participant attaches the elephant's tail.

2nd leader: The winner receives a prize, and the loser makes airplanes on stage and lets them into the hall throughout the holiday.

Block of numbers of amateur performances. Note: during the program, the presenters activate the losers, drawing the attention of the audience to them, asking them to demonstrate their achievements (this creates a unique emotional and humorous mood).

1st host: Let's summarize and check how our participants coped with their tasks and thank them with applause!

Final parade.

2nd leader: And now the most important answer to the biggest question of today's holiday program:

The teacher is the creator of many values,

The source of goodness and wisdom is a spring.

What is the educator like today?

This is what a student will be like tomorrow!

1st host: We love you teachers! Happy holidays and see you soon!
Koreneva, M.A. The program for the Teacher's Day "The Big Question" / M.A. Koreneva // Leisure at school. - 2007. - No. 6. - P.13 - 14.

T. A. Inchikova

Grosheva Zhanna Valerievna
Job title: teacher-organizer
Educational institution: MBOU "Fedorovskaya secondary school No. 2 with advanced study of individual subjects"
Locality: town Fedorovsky Surgut district
Material name: Methodical development
Topic: Agitation team "Profession teacher"
Publication date: 02.05.2016
Chapter: secondary education

Agitation team "Hot Hearts" is dedicated to the profession of a teacher.
Before the start, they take out a heart covered with a cloth, in the middle of the hall, The music sounds time ahead, the participants run out.
Background No. 1

1 account
Hey, telegraph, send telegrams to all ends! Today, from all district places, the best propaganda teams have gathered for another and interesting,
Together:
professional congress. they start marching.
2 account
You need to clearly print the step, there are no laggards with us! (getting up) Let's say:
Together
"Hello, welcome" (step forward)
2 account
And add: Everyone...
Together: "
- HEY!".

(together step forward, hand up)
1ac.
We don't need to show off: falsehood will obviously not work here.
"Hot hearts!"
Agit - BRIGADA (step forward) praises the rank
Together:
Teacher! school bell sounds
5 account
. There are many professions, good and different, we have no doubts about this,
6 accounts
But we will present one now, it is better on earth ...

Together: Just no.

Background No. 2_

7 account:
Teaching is the best job...
Together:
21st century There is strength in it, and our clarity of the answer!
Sounds a song to the motive of the Gold of Light

In words 1,2,3. Raising the signs
Open your eyes and you will see the world, In which, teacher, this is our idol! The planet rejoices in the rays of your knowledge, and the clarity of the answer helps us! Once! - this is Time, what the tablet gives us strength
(grades 1-11)
Two! is the wind and new ideas avalanche sign
(ICT)
Three! - this is a challenge to our fate yesterday Well, four - Our youth! plate
(6-17 years old)
Times - this is the speed on the curves of the dangerous sign
(EGE)
Two is vivacity and the time of desires for passionate signs
(CERTIFICATE)
Three is the strength with which we answer, well, and four - we start!
(pass around, school bell sounds)
Background No.____

3 account
About how many times they told the world that everything professions are needed That each of them is beautiful ...
Together:
We just have to choose!
4 accounts
If you want to always be full, then study to be a cook!
5 accounts
Profession tailor, it's very decent

- always dressed of course, you will be on
Great
!
6 accounts
Do you like papers and counting money - you can do it well
accountant
become!
7 account
If you like cars, become
driver
!
8 accounts
If there is a big heart (disperse, show a hand on the heart)
Together:
Become a teacher. school bell, rebuilding
1 account
Teacher's motto: Go through the centuries, heart, giving
Together:
Children.
Song to the motive "Good mood"
If you are a teacher, then you will understand that the heart can give great happiness. Let lessons, competitions, tests be difficult, it’s not worth it to lose heart anymore, school is life Our teacher, no doubt, will always give the right answer Not a profession, but a vocation, although difficult, but better not! the school bell sounds, the heart leaves the stage
rebuilding

2 account
They say there was a word in the beginning, well, and we are convinced again, What said this word, teacher, this word was necessary for everyone.
3 account
In our pure, bright souls, with a good name, the word sunk, To be a growing stalk, and love and warmth were enough.
4 accounts
President, academic, and carpenter,
5 accounts
Agronomist, cosmonaut and builder, They started their lives from school, They were helped in this
wise teacher

Background No.____

2 account
The profession is multifunctional, they say in turn theatrical, musical, scientific, positive, interesting, creative, groovy, exciting, in a word - the best general education.
3 account
And only in this profession you can get a huge boost of energy, positive, in a word, no, perhaps three: "A solid humorous show.
Our dear teachers, forgive us for the ridiculous answers to your difficult questions... Miniature "Physics Exam"
1 account
Physical education teacher! We would have their muscles, and their figures!
2 account
Historians are simply aces: they are pushing the past to the masses!
3 account
Philologists, dear romantics! They would have less reading and grammar!
4 accounts
The first teachers are just pros, Good both in full face and in profile!
5ac.
Male teachers are rare birds. In the red book on the first page!
6 accounts
Chemists - considerable quantities, magicians of alkali and metal!
7 account
Physics! Throw off our chains! Don't torture us poor things with Ohm's laws!
8 accounts
Art teacher, 8th grade - that's it! Not out of us Pablo Picasso!
1 account
Foreign teachers, cute faces! They can safely travel abroad! rebuilding
2 account
Possessing the subject, methodology, clearly and deftly drive science into children's heads for 11 years.
3 account
And all of them - pedagogical friendly detachment, They surrounded the guys with love.
Boys:
They are for Mom!
Girls:
They are for the Pope
Together:
For their children, at least to the monster in the paws! School bell
Background No.___

1 account
Teaching is a profession out of time and out of fashion. She is always in demand.
2 account
The teacher transfers his knowledge to students, develops their personalities, and is engaged in educational work.
3 account
The teacher must have special personal qualities conducive to this work, intellectual, communicative and organizational skills.
4 accounts
This profession requires comprehensive knowledge.
6 accounts
Teaching is a public and creative profession.
8 accounts
L.N. Tolstoy said: “If a teacher has only love for work, he will….
Together:
Good teacher.
8 accounts
If he has only love for the student, like a father, a mother, he will be better than that teacher who has read all the books, but has no love either for the work or for the students.

1 account
If the teacher combines love for the work and for the students, he ... ..
Together:
Perfect teacher."
1 account
What is the truth? In high esteem, in glory glare?
2 account
What's the point? What makes you just live?
Background No.____

3ac.
Will it be revealed in ancient books Hidden in legends, maybe ancient ones? 4ac. And the truth - whether you want it or not
Together: IN A TALENTED AND CREATIVE TEACHER!
(LOSS) One is the time of our big luck sign
(Universities of the country)
Two is the flame of our hearts hot plate
(a big heart)
Three is morning, what wakes you up, sign
(call for class)
Well, four - it won't be boring! plate
(disco)
One is a reason to make life more interesting, Two is Friendship, the one that we will build together, Three is a train, we manage it ourselves, well, and four - let's go with us! Chorus - 2 times. There are many professions on Earth, choose them,
loving.
Decide, my friend, who to be you, because each of them
IMPORTANT.

5 account
. The Agitation Brigade of the Fedorov School No. 2 was with you Together: "Hot Hearts"

(School bell. The teacher comes out.)

- (1 microphone) - Is everyone ready for the lesson?(Jump to mic 2)

- (2 microphone) - Did you hide the cribs?(Jump to mic 1)

- (1 microphone) - I see everything! (Switch to 2 mic)

- (2 microphone) - So here we go!

Music. The exit of the whole team. Dance

First!!! On this stage for you propaganda team"Three - T" (Emblem)

Motto - "Work. Patience. Creation".

(The team leaves, 2 people remain)

Many professions needed on earth,

But one was created, of course, by God.

The most beautiful in the world

What sounds so proud - Teacher!

Let not everyone understand, but God is a witness,

While we live - study does not end,

With a wonderful profession - Teacher -

Everything on our planet begins...

(Mise-en-scene, everyone leaves to the music, Angel comes out.)

*In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth

* The earth was innocent and empty, and darkness was over the abyss

*And God said: Let there be light. And there was light.

*And God created the fish, and the bird, and the beasts of the earth...

* And God created man, in the likeness of God he created him, male and female he created.

(participants exit, roam the stage)

* The life of the first people on Earth was hard: they did not know how to get fire, food, they did not have their own home.

(everyone pulls up to microphones)

* And the people prayed: Help us, Lord!

* And God sent to Earth - Teachers

* And he taught people to cultivate the land, get bread, taught crafts, taught goodness, friendship, love and justice.

(pantomime)

MUSIC

*And God said:

*Teacher! May you, on Earth, be glorified a hundred times, thanked

And they will lift you to the throne of songs,

So that with each generation henceforth

You magically look younger

In work, which is so wonderful!

To the motive of "Songs about a good mood" from the movie "Carnival Night"

"If you are a teacher,
You will then understand
What is joy
Meeting with children.
And after class
Again in good spirits
With books under my arm
you run homeChorus:
And a smile without a doubt
Suddenly touches your eyes
And good mood
Will not leave you anymore.

If you get it right,

It will become clear - without teachers

Could not be in the world

No wise lawyers, no doctors

The work of a teacher is hard

And sometimes you have to first

Work up a sweat

To reach the pinnacle of excellence!

That is why it is important for the teacher

So that in the future his students

Chose the right path

They would become worthy people.

Together: Students! That's who the teacher works for!

Scene "What is good and what is bad"

(music "Yeralash" sounds)

I came to school with a friend and asked:

Alyokha,

What is good and what is bad?

I will explain, brother, to you honestly, without a catch

What is good in school, what is bad in school.

Here, for example, you came with a rat in your briefcase(Pulls out the rat, everyone squeals)

All: This is very good, everyone will have fun.

If the teacher did not get scared, did not interrupt the lesson

So, the lesson was in vain, it's very bad!

There is a lot of noise in the classroom, everyone around is chatting

All: This is very good, everyone already knows everything!

But the teacher did not leave, but said with a sigh

"Quick diaries on the table!"

All: This is very bad!

With the phone you came to the difficult exam -

All: That's very good, just be careful!

If they kicked me out of class with a roar

At home they will give in to the belt - this is very bad!

During the break, the noise is big, everyone runs to eat

This is very good, there is nothing better!

I made the following conclusion, you are my friend Alekha,

Change is good, but lessons are... super!

(Sounds "Yeralash", everyone runs away from the stage)

Maria Ivanovna, you are checking for a lesson!

(music: yes yes yes)

(to the motive of the song "Everything is fine, beautiful marquise ...")

- Hello. Hello. Well, how are you doing.

I came to school to you in the morning.

Have you prepared - magazines, books?

Well, how are things going for you?

Everything is fine! You are a wonderful teacher. The lesson is good for sure.

Not a single unfortunate surprise, except for a trifle:

Your oral survey will be delayed and it has not matured to methods,

The answers are full of water, and discipline is nowhere,

And there are no interdisciplinary connections - what does the teachers' council teach you?

You do not use a codoscope, questions are asked in the forehead,

The interactive whiteboard is not applied yet.

You don’t check your diaries, you are clearly not ready for the lesson !!!

Other than that, you are a great teacher. All is well, all is well!

(thumbnails)

Meanwhile at school...

1. A delegation of teachers in the director's office.
- Irina Ivanovna! Irina Ivanovna! We have two questions for you.
-
Which?
- First: can we increase the salary? And the second: why not?

Director's advice to teachers:
- Do you want to double your salary? Put your money in front of a mirror!(Intro, laughter)

2.- Hey! Hands behind your head, feet shoulder-width apart!
- This is a robbery?!
- No - physical education lesson!
(Intro, laughter)

3. So, children, write a test.

Can you use a calculator?

Can.

What about a transporter?

Can. So, the topic of our control "History of Ancient Greece."

(Intro, laughter)

4.- Ivanova, why are you biting the pen?

It is a habit. I can't help myself.

Your habit for school is just expenses! Quickly move away from the door and sit down!(Intro, laughter)

4.- Verochka, why are you looking at your watch every minute?
- So, Mary Ivanna, I'm afraid that the call will interrupt this amazingly interesting lesson right now!(Intro, laughter)

(Come out of the team with umbrellas, perform the song "Weather in the House")

What a lesson, where to run with a magazine,

Should I collect money or write a report?

Always a smile on a tired face

It doesn't matter - you are such a people.

Your job is the most important

Everything else for later

You only care about one thing -

Teach children by example and kindness.

But seriously, a TEACHER is more than a profession.

ALL: It's a calling!

(Music)

Today everything is subject to the modern teacher:

(letters open one by one)

U - aspiration, H - man, I - truth, T - creation,

E - unity, L - love, - b.!!!

ALL: - The teacher is

Aspiring Man to the Truth,

Creator of Unity and Love.

Yeees. I would go to the teachers, let them teach me

Teacher's Heart... Well, what can you compare it to?
-With the cosmic galaxy, which has no boundaries?
-And maybe with the Sun bright, what gives people light?
-With the abyss of the sea that has been dormant for hundreds of years?
- No, we will not compare! And we say: “Knock!

The Teacher's Heart is Everything: HOPE, BELIEVE, LOVE!”(Song "Light up the heart" A. Lorak)


SPEECH OF THE AGIT BRIGADE AT THE FESTIVAL "TEACHER'S DAY" WITH THE PROGRAM "DEAR, KIND, DEAR WE SAY THANK YOU!" Yakushchenko Vera Viktorovna, teacher of life safety and music Author: MBOU "Secondary School No. 36", Angarsk Fanfares sound. All: Hello! 1st participant: Dear teachers! Drop everything! A cheerful propaganda team has come to visit you! 2nd participant: Our motto: Everyone: Make everyone smile! 2nd participant: Where do you live? All: School No. 36! 2nd participant: Mood? All: Cheerful! 2nd participant: Relationships? All: Good! 2nd participant: Complaints... All: No! Hello from us!!! 3rd participant: If you look at all the passers-by in the morning, You will immediately notice the teacher among them - Here is his portfolio, he is laid with books, Unthinkable phrases are in his head. 4th participant: He bent under the number of notebooks, But his suit is enviably flawless. For the sake of the school, for the sake of knowledge, for the sake of light, He sees neither the weather nor those he meets. 5th participant: Now he will enter the class and smile, Even if his heart is terribly sad, Even if nothing succeeds Being a teacher is a great art! 6th participant: Accept congratulations today, Remain disinterested and beautiful. Well, what about us, aren't we your creations? We will grow up and repeat, of course, we will! 1st participant: And you also forget books at home, Give up on notebook matters. And imagine: you girls and boys Get together, play, relax! 2nd participant: Of course, we won’t interfere with you, But if you get bored, just call, After all, when is it good for people in the world? When side by side everywhere, always a teacher! They sing to the motive of the song “Ah, Odessa” Why is it noisy at school today, is it good? What did happen, what happened? Maybe we’ll ask the guys - where are they in a hurry with bouquets? It turned out that this is your holiday! Children: girls and boys, Put aside their books. And now we have come to congratulate you, You will remember us for a long time! On Teacher's Day, we fervently sing a song, We will pay tribute to you, bow to you! May health be strengthened, strength will not change, And, of course, happiness to you in everything! 3rd participant: Dear (say the name of the director of the school) How difficult it is sometimes for you to manage the entire School! To understand everyone and forgive everyone ... We know that you are always in a rush, In worries, search, anxiety. And there is never peace, And a hundred questions on the threshold, And you need to give the right answer! They sing to the motive of the song “Chicken on the Street” At school, people are already making noise in the morning: Our dear director will come to us. About studying and hiking and about how the choir sings With her, we will have a conversation! Our children are friends with her, Love our director. And she will cover without difficulty, she will take care of everyone - Our director (name)! 4th participant: The country is terrified, the statistics are so terrible, Yes, and in the city we have hard things now! 5th participant: The mayor does not give finances and all the people suffer. And all this is seen by children - what is more tragic in the world? 6th participant: But all life is a guarantee, a student - that is to be, science. And it is not difficult, the discipline is only needed! 1st participant: Only all this is in dreams, in reality it’s not at all like that! They perform to the tune of the song “Wonderful Neighbor” How not to have fun now and there are no thoughts about the school. Koresh gave me a wonderful moped. On the way, I will ride and ride my neighbor. And a terrible crossroads with a breeze I will skip! I’m crying, there are only “deuces” in the diary, They brought the child and called mom and dad to school! I know, enough to relax, And I give my word to you to take up the mind! 2nd participant: Let's read the diary of one boy. 10 September. Today my mother sent me to the store to buy bread and eggs. I bought Coca-Cola with all my money because it is much tastier and healthier than eggs and bread combined. Got a belt. The belt is not tasty, though useful. September 17th. jumping with the guys from the garage. Serega jumped off and broke his leg. Then I jumped off and broke my arm. I don't know how I will jump tomorrow. September 20th. Mathematician turns brown by leaps and bounds. Today she said that I don’t know mathematics at all and put some grade in my diary. September 25th. Played on my father's computer. then he also played "Informbuhgalter". Also cool, reached the third level. I got screwed over with taxes. September 29th. There should be a singing test today. There were seven calls that the school was booby-trapped. Five I know, but who else is one? October 1st. Today at work they made cigarettes. 2 October. Smoked in the toilet. I coughed out of habit and missed the lesson of literature and botany. October 3rd. Went to fight in a parallel class. We made them. They beat us. The 20th of October. Mother helps with chemistry, and father with behavior. October 21. The teachers went on strike. As a class, we wrote a letter to the government that we first need to pay off the miners and pensioners. 28 of October. Yesterday, finally, I got an "A" in physics. After the lesson, I sat down and calculated the average mark - anyway, for a quarter it turns out 1.88. Something must be done! 3rd participant: Our dear teachers! You every day and every hour, devoting hard work One think about us, one care live. 4th participant: So that the earth is famous for us and that we grow up honest. Thank you teachers, thank you for everything! The song “This never happens again” is performed. 5th participant: Teacher! There is no better word! And there is nothing more beautiful than your deeds! And life today confirms again, That what you have done is not the limit! 6th participant: And how many springs are blooming ahead, your look ahead - for several centuries. To live forever later in the affairs of the future And in the memory of their students! 1st participant: And today, in honor of Teacher's Day, we, the students of the school, swear: 2nd participant: Never go to school ... with unlearned lessons. 3rd participant: Never greet teachers with gum in your mouth. 4th participant: Never solve problems by ... copying them from a neighbor. 5th participant: Never open textbooks ... with dirty hands. 6th participant: Never conduct chemical experiments ... in the yard or basement of the school. 1st participant: Never write dictations ... in physical education classes. 2nd participant: Never finish a quarter ... with bad grades. 3rd participant: Never open the doors of the school ... with a kick. They perform to the motive of the song "School time" Again, on an October day, we are not too lazy to sing a song, Dear, our kind, we really want to be more beautiful, now we can sing praises to you more friendly! A festive day and in any weather We are in a hurry to congratulate you in the morning. And let your roads be easy, you are our teachers strict! May the years, bright days, not change you, as now! Let adversity not touch, let the troubles of the water carry away, Please you every day and every hour! Let there be a hundred springs in life and full of bins! And let autumn be on the street, shine in your blue eyes, And even gray hair does not interfere with you! 4th participant: Well, now we are sure how important and difficult it is to be a teacher! 5th participant: So continue your work! we admit it's hard, like in a fight! Although any trouble can happen, the Teacher will help you everywhere and always! 6th participant: We are growing as a worthy successor, We will certainly study! We know all the rules by heart! We can teach anyone! They perform to the motive of M. Tariverdiev's song "Moments" Any school is a temple of sciences, And as always in the sublunar world, And the president, and the carpenter, and the shepherd One cannot do without school, without study. And Pushkin also attended school. It doesn't matter what the lyceum is called. Singer Kobzon wiped his pants here And we also consider him a genius. And I, and you, and we, and all around were Disciples without a doubt. It doesn't matter if you are an excellent student or an "oak" We will remember these school moments. And the years will remain in memory, And we will forget school more fun. Let the Teaching, teaching, teaching always continue! 1st participant: Finishing our speech, we once again say the words of gratitude to all the teachers of our school. 2nd participant: To those who arm us with the necessary knowledge. Thank you all!!! 3rd participant: Those who teach to be critical of themselves. Thank you all!!! 4th participant: Who teaches you to set goals for yourself and achieve their fulfillment! Thank you all! Thank you! Thanks!!!

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